7/21 5:53am

Well, the beginning to my work week was wrecked at the very start. After a weekend of packing, moving, cleaning, sorting, I was all ready to follow the adventures of Mike and Diane. Now, if you don't know who these two are, they are the two young teenagers that were going to lose their virginity on the internet. Yeah, I was skeptical but she looked pretty hot and I had my hopes up. Well, today they all came crashing down around me. The hoax was out. It was run by a couple of con-artist trying to get some cash out of the public and also to celebrate the 60th aniversary of Orson Welles' "War of the Worlds". C'est la vie... So, www.ourfirsttime.com is a fraud...but hey, there's always www.yellowbeard.com!

Other things that bug...old people. Who in the hell do they think they are? Is there any particular reason the pool needs to be a good 90-95? Will any difference between the air and water temps cause your pacemaker to stop? And if it does, who cares?

Well, over the weekend my mother had to deal with all sorts of neato things. As she was going through my stuff, supposedly "sorting" it but probably looking for drugs..., she found my four magazine pouch. She opened and questioned Steve, her boyfriend, what type of rifle would use magazines like that, she knows I have a rifle but has never seen it, and he informed her that they looked like machine gun magazines, like for an M-16 or something. That was a fun conversation.

"So, what do those go to?"

"My rifle."

"But Steve said that they go into a M-16?"

"Yep."

"You have a M-16?"

"A civilian one, yes. They don't let us own real ones in California."

Ahhh....I love parents.

Another thing I've noticed is that although pop seems to be getting better there is still way too much crap. I've actually heard some bands try and mix grunge with ska...ewwww. It just doesn't work. But unfortunatly, these talentless goofs are making millions and well, I'm here typing this with my thumb firmly planted inside my ass....(great mental picture huh?)

I also realized two things this weekend.

1) Cable kicks ass when your bored.

2) I haven't seen a news paper or any sort of current event reporting in months.

So, upon watching the (shudder) local news, I HATE TV local news losers....grrrr, I learned that pretty much nothing had changed in the last seven months. Still peace talks in the middle east, Clinton's still banging half the female population, Russia has no money (yet somehow they are paying for 40% of the new space station....*shrug* I really wish they would take care of my Credit Card bills, that's amazing financial organization there!), people still haven't figured out that if its hot outside stay in and turn on the AC, and people are still being pretty much dumb. I laughed aloud when I heard about the guy who wanted his child porn back after he was convicted. *shaking head* Yes, licenses to breed are needed. *lightbulb just went off in his head* I wonder if Replacment Killers is on video yet...hmmmm. Well, I have nothing more really to relate so I'll stop typing now.